who needs babbies when you have sleepy wet rat dogs
you can come capture me any time zuko♥
*le sigh* the bad boy villains have always been the hottest.
(Source: marcjacobsrain)
On trying to get the color guard to count out loud
- Director: If I don't hear 22 young ladies screaming down there...
- Percussionist: Then you obviously haven't had a good night.
“I don’t know if that sounds bad because of the acoustics in here, or if it’s because I don’t have my glasses on”
Say what?
BD: So during winter break, just don’t touch your instrument for a week or so. Take a break.
Me: …I’m sorry, what?
BD: Yeah. Just put your clarinet aside and…Harry Potter. You like Harry Potter, right? Go re-read the whole series.
Me: Seriously?
BD: Yes, I am Sirius.
my life story
- me: *stays home*
- parents: why are you so lazy? get off your ass and do something with your life
- me: *goes out*
- parents: omg you're out of control stop hanging out with those people and roaming the streets
- me: *eats*
- parents: you are ruining your body with that garbage
- me: *doesn't eat something*
- parents: we're getting really concerned are you on a diet is there something you're not telling us do you have an eating disorder?
- me: *exhales*
- parents: don't give me that attitude
When he moves his arms faster
BD: So I move my hands faster and the people here in the first row get it, the people in the second row almost get it. The back row is still emptying their spit valves and the ‘dummers’ are still looking for sticks to play with.
Why’d the little boy drop his icecream? …. Because he was hit by a bus.
I love my director’s morbid jokes.
- Band Director: Saxophones, play what you have there.
- Male Saxophone: Wait!
- BD: What?
- Sax: I need a new pad.
- BD: Sounds like a personal problem...
